Saturday, 25 June 2011

Buxton Fringe

So our timing this year has been pretty good as we’re in Buxton for Carnival weekend and either side of it – which means that we are here for the majority of the Fringe. Somehow in previous years we’ve managed to only catch a few days and so not seen many artists (well, only seen Matt’s show to be honest!) but this year we were determined to try and see more of the shows on offer.
Deciding what to see and booking online was made reasonably easy thanks to the Fringe website at http://www.buxtonfringe.org.uk/  However, their calendar is a bit clunky and so it was quite tricky to match performances to dates.  Needing to then book tickets via a third party made the process even more confusing, especially as one of the shows we wanted to see (which was listed on the Fringe website) was not on the venue’s own site and so we couldn’t book for it.  As it turns out, the show had pulled out of the Fringe so we were wondering why the main Fringe website was still listing it.
But these are just minor gripes.  We did, in the end, manage to reduce our long-list to a short-list and then to a final few shows we wanted to book in advance.

Can’t be Folked - Perry Huntsman and Hilary Felstead on Monday 11th at 7pm
Our first taste of the Fringe is just hours after we arrive in Buxton. After a quick run up the road to dump our bags and a dash to The Railway for tea we are soon buying a pint of Buxton and settling down in our seats.  Perry is an old acquaintance of Scott, who has known him for over ten years through Club Acoustic nights in Buxton.   Hilary is a relative new-comer to the local music scene, and so we weren’t really sure what to expect.
We were put at ease, though, by Perry opening with Scott’s favourite song – Cocaine by John Martyn.  Hilary added some harmony vocals, and the rest of the set consisted of the two performers taking turns to take the lead on a song, with the other either sitting out or accompanying on guitar or vocals.  Despite Scott’s dislike of solo voice a capella singing, he was impressed by the one piece performed by Hilary in this style since a touch of reverb helped to smooth out the sound and provide greater colour.
After the show we make our way up to say ‘hi’ to Perry and then duck out the side exit of the Barrel Room to meet DaddyB in the bar. He finishes his drink and then we head over the road to the Old Clubhouse for a pint of Buxton Fringe. We sit outside and enjoy, but still marvel at, the late, light evening  (it’s unbelievable how a few degrees of longitude make such a difference to the light in the evenings; it gets dark promptly at 8pm in Egypt but here it’s way past 10pm when you’re in darkness).

Club Acoustic on Wednesday 13th at 9pm
The regular Wednesday night session was not officially part of the Fringe (!) but is included in our run-down as it is an arts-based activity that we enjoyed very much!  By sheer coincidence – or more likely because it was taking place in the week of the town carnival when it seems all old Buxtonians return to the town – two of Scott’s old friends and band-mates were also in town and performed on the night.  Nick and Tim Butterley were fellow members of Mostly Harmless over ten years ago, a folk-rock band in which Scott played drums.
Nick went off to study Modern History at Oxford and is now a project manager for the new galleries at the Mary Rose exhibition in Portsmouth.  Tim studied Physics at Durham and is now a post-doc astro-physicist who spends most of his time jetting around the world checking out enormous optical telescopes at the top of mountains or deep in the desert.  But, most importantly, they are both still avid musicians who came to perform a few numbers at Club Acoustic.  Opening with Lady Of The Sea by Seth Lakeman, Scott declared that he would never be able to play that song again as he would never be able to match the sheer quality of their performance.  A second song, performed solo by Nick, was an original piece about searching through old belongings and finding photographs buried at the bottom of boxes.
Their dad, Eric, is also an accomplished performer and it was great to see him play a song explaining the mechanics of a steam locomotive on tenor ukulele.  It was the first time Alice had seen any of these three chaps play, but for Scott it was a wonderful return to ‘the old days’.  Indeed, Eric pointed out that of everyone at Club Acoustic that night the youngest performers – Scott, Tim and Nick – were also the longest serving members.  Although they rarely get to go to the night any more due to living so far away, they all played at the very first Club Acoustic all those years ago.
Scott had fun playing three songs, the first of which was the Nadya Shanab song Egypt’s Waiting for Me that he’d played with Nadya in Cairo just a few weeks ago.  Considering the way events in Tahrir Square have ‘resumed’ over the past week, it was good to see so many people in Buxton take such interest in the lyrics – especially the verse in Arabic that Scott made a reasonable attempt at singing.  His other songs were Red 6 – a Star Wars punk song he used to play with Order 66 but adapted here into a country style – and Fakenham Fair.
We spend the rest of the evening catching up and realising that Doomboggle goes down a little too easily at times. We’ve sat at a table just outside the main performing area, so feel able to chat (normally Club Acoustic is a hushed, dedicated audience affair) but later move further to the back of the bar to talk a little more freely and allow the performers their space.

Macbeth underground and Poole’s Cavern – Butterfly on Thursday 14th at 6pm http://wearebutterfly.com/
We had this show in our sights from our first browse of the Fringe website – a play in a cave? We’ve got to see this! We didn’t book tickets online but instead bought these in person from the Opera House booking office, as booking online would have incurred a booking fee for each ticket – not cool. We were lucky to get them though as all the other performances that night were sold out (the company were doing three performances a night).
The production was billed as a promenade performance and the audience of forty were brought into the cave by someone from Poole’s Cavern and then we were grouped together. As he left us there he said “Enjoy the show and just follow the witches.”
Scott used to work as a tour guide in this cave, and was looking forward to being back inside it.  An enormous amount of improvement work has been done to the visitor centre, and the entire 1970s lighting system has been replaced with LED lights that are brighter, more energy efficient, and avoid plants and other things growing in the cave.  These were used very effectively during the play to produce different effects in different scenes.  Alternating red, yellow and orange mixes worked particularly well for the effect of a fire in the opening scene with the witches.
Their costume was ragged burlesque – corsets and skirts but covered in dirt and badly fitted with a surprisingly large amount of hessian.  The male leads were dressed in trench-coat style military jackets, which they needed in the 8°C of the cave.  Lady Macbeth’s opening scene saw her dressed bravely in a vest top and was then aggressively tied into a corset, but later in the play she too donned a heavy wool coat.
Different areas of the cave were used for key scenes, so that everyone in the audience was able to visit the full length of the cavern.  Particular highlights were the use of the Poached Egg Chamber for the dinner party where the ghost of Banquo appears to Macbeth, and the end chamber for the witches’ final prophecy to Macbeth whereby they tell him he cannot be killed by anyone ‘of woman borne’.  The glittering flowstone cascade reflected the blues and purples from the lights, and created very impressive surroundings.
The most memorable moment, though, came when all members of the audience were given tree branches in order to represent the wood and the advancing army of Macduff.  Splitting the audience into two halves near the sink-hole of the River Wye, Macbeth engaged in a powerful and intricately choreographed knife fight with his enemy.  To think that after a short 15 minute break the entire company would do the whole thing again was quite mind-boggling.
After the production we were all full of praise and on a high ourselves. We’d booked a table for dinner and so headed over to Nat’s Kitchen for some hearty grub. http://www.natskitchen.co.uk/  It’s fast becoming a regular stop for our visits to Buxton – locally sourced and well-prepared food at very reasonable prices.

Barrel of Laughs on Friday 15th at 8.45pm
Apparently this comedy stand-up night has been sold out in previous years and we thought it looked like a good way of seeing a cross-section of comedy when we couldn’t quite decide which specific shows to see. This night was a good choice as we saw about 10 minutes of stand-up from three different Fringe shows and then the compare and a final performer too into the mix. We went with DaddyB after having dinner together at a favourite Indian restaurant and had a really great night.
First up was the compere and, although he seemed a little weedy at first, soon told his tale of being a Buxton lad who is now a working comic and writer in London. His short routine focused on him returning to Buxton each year and looking for things that had changed. There were some great puns such as “Mood is now apparently Mist….Well I find that pretty unlikely.”  He then asked what people’s favourite bit of the Carnival was but before Scotty could shout out “Throwing pennies at the Brownies!” DaddyB got in with “The fire engines at the end!” The comic picked up well on this and also questioned why the carnival always ends with a procession of cleaned up trucks from the various High Peak quarries “as if we’re like Stalinist Russia, proudly demonstrating the strength of our economic output.”
The first main act were The Wizards of Odd who came on and did a great routine perfectly timed to music which involved boxes and gloved hands. It’s hard to explain, but was very effective and good fun. This duo of comic magicians got the music going again and attempted a (sort of) juggling routine. The balance in the act seemed to be leaning towards the comedy rather than the magic, but this wasn’t such a bad thing. As they ended their 10 minute slot they announced that they were playing over the weekend and we resolved to try and catch their full show.
Next on was a guy doing stand-up. We can’t quite remember his name which is probably a good thing for him because he was terrible. The jokes weren’t funny although we attempted to laugh in the right places to avoid any more embarrassment on his part. Unfortunately (for him, and the audience) he turned out to be one half of the next act which saw him joined by a female comic lady to form the Teakshow sketch duo. We weren’t overly impressed by the sketches (erotic ornithology?) but one idea was quite clever – that of “posh Tourette's”. We again tried to laugh in the right places but this wasn’t going to be on our “to do” list.  Although they received only a lukewarm reception at the stand-up night, they were really pushing their full show.  Indeed, it was a little embarrassing that their manager was outside flyering people as they went to the bar for a drink and as they left at the end of the show.
After a short interval (of just enough time to buy a drink at the bar) the compare is back on introducing the next act. A man comes onto the stage in a duffle coat that is done up all he way to the top and he gives an innocent grin. This is Danny Pensive. He tells us that he is not Paddington, nor is he the love-child of Kevin Keegan, but that he does like goldfish and so he sings us a song about them in a high-pitched singing voice. We learn that he lives with his Nana and he tells us about a good game to play when you go to the supermarket. His voice is a great story-telling voice and his game definitely gets us laughing. He then tells us about how he likes travelling and some stories about some of the places he has visited. These are great tales – just such simple observations. His full show is on later and we exchange looks of approval before the next comic comes on.
The show ends with a random blonde girl (can’t remember her name!) who tells stories of drinks and drugs which unfortunately few in the audience can connect with. She does end with a great song that she sings and plays on her guitar about an ex-‘s new girlfriend being a minger.
We applaud with gusto as the show ends as it has very much been a barrel of laughs. Well worth the cover price and a good way to spend a Friday night. As the audience pours out of the room we turn to each other and ask “Danny Pensive in 10 mins?”  to see if we fancy staying for the next show. We all do and so as we leave the room we straight away join the queue at the box office for tickets to the next show (trying to avoid the gaze of the Teakshow manager who is trying to flyer people for their show which starts just 20 minutes later).

Danny Pensive’s Map of Britain on Friday 15th at 10.30pm http://www.dannypensive.co.uk/
With time to buy another pint only we are soon back in the Barrel Room and pick seats a few rows from the front. On the stage (well, ‘slightly raised platform') there is a small telly on a chair and then a hand-drawn map of the UK on an easel. When everyone is in and sat down Danny Pensive slinks on from the side and presses a button on the telly then scurries off stage.
The VT plays and it’s a compilation of videos that he’s recorded when he’s visited various towns around the UK. It’s brilliantly funny and we spy him punting down the Cam in one of the shots. It’s all accompanied by a jinlge and we’re giggling throughout.
It finishes and we cheer and then Danny comes on stage. His first question, in his funny voice of course, is ‘how many of you have just come from the other show?’ and we give a deep cheer. He is trying to gauge what he can re-do and he tells the audience that he will re-do some bits, but that it will be OK. We can’t help but laugh out loud again when he sings his goldfish song!
We enjoy the show as the character is developed a bit more and there is more talk of his ‘nana’ and working in Timpsons. In character he gives a synopsis of what he is going to do which is “talk about some of the places what I have been to and things what I have found out about them. These are true and some of them are true and funny”. He continues in character to point out that for reviewers, or people who want closure, they may not find it in this show, because all he does is talk about the different places he has visited and that there isn’t any other story.
We don’t need any more of a story though and we enjoy listening to his tale of visiting Swansea seven times by car – because of the one-way system and of trying to buy Worcestershire sauce when he visited Worcestershire. He has been to so many places that he can’t talk about all of them in his show, so he has a small matchbox with scraps of paper with all their names on and then gets people from the audience to pick ones out for him to talk about.
He picks out one and then goes to point out where it is on the map. After looking at the map for about 5 seconds in silence, he then makes a broad gesture with his hand and says “it’s here” before moving on. He also clarifies, to our amusement, that the reason Cornwall is coloured in a different colour (dark green as Wales is coloured, rather than the light green of the rest of the England) is because he picked up the wrong felt tip pen. That kind of mistake could’ve cost him a few marks in his geography exam is he’s not careful!
It’s a really great show and we’re very glad that we stayed to see the full thing. We bump into him outside (sans duffle coat and therefore out of character) as he’s loading his telly into the boot of a car and tell him we’ve enjoyed the show. He’s playing Edinburgh next month and we wish him luck. We’re lucky to have seen some really good acts this year at the Fringe and it’s becoming very clear that it is a stepping stone on the way to Edinburgh and many of the acts are using it as a preview opportunity to get some final shows in before hitting the UKs main comedy festival.

In Pursuit of Miss Adventure – Lab Monkey Productions on Sunday 17th at 1.45pm http://www.labmonkeys.co.uk/
We’ve been looking forward to this since we saw that Matt was bringing another show to the Fringe. We managed to see his first show a few years ago and since then he’s done two more touring shows and last year was one of the nominees for Best Comedy Show. Matt’s is a mixture of magic, scientific logic and Dave Gorman power point. Although we enjoyed The Wizards of Odd we know that they’ll be no rivals to Matt in terms of magical ability!
The theme of this years show is trying to find the formula for getting a girlfriend, as his character, Johnny Facade, isn’t having any luck in this category (in real life though, Matt married earlier this year!). The reviewer described some of the cultural references as being ‘dated’ but we really enjoyed him pointing out that if the Spice Girls are right then 1+1=1 (Two Becomes One) and maybe love does defy logic and science.
The magic in the show was just superb and Alice leaves talking non-stop about the possibility of getting Matt’s show to her students studying the Theory of Knowledge.

Rosie’s Pop Diary – Rosie Wilby on Sunday 17th at 9pm
We booked this when reading the write-up online in Cairo as it promised a night of music and comedy based on stories of the music scene in the 1990’s – just our sort of thing! Unfortunately though it was our one “miss” of the Fringe and didn’t live up to any expectations of a decent show Sad smile
It turns out that Rosie wrote for a mid-90’s music magazine that Scott remembers, but the show only featured three short readings (two sentences apiece) from the paper. Rosie was also a struggling artist throughout the 90’s and into the naugties and actually the show revolved more around stories of this (and her fancying most of the band!). That wouldn’t have been so bad, except that the narrative was void of cultural references that it was impossible, as an audience member, to follow what was happening in order and what was actually happening in the pop/indie world as she was writing and performing in her band.
After the show we struggled to think what we would write as a reviewer because then you’ve got to find positives to talk about and all we could think of was how we would improve it. A good concept that could work better with a better balance between Rosie’s personal narrative and the pop diary or references to what was happening in the music world at the time. What we did enjoy were the location references – as she lived in Muswell Hill at the time and had her album cover photo taken in Archway below Suicide Bridge.
After the show we had a quick half in the bar while we completed our Fringe Questionnaires. We decided on 4 / 5 for overall enjoyment of the Fringe – noting that it only dropped a mark because of the price of shows (seven quid a ticket) and the heat and humidity in the Underground Venues – a bit of air conditioning or a de-humidifier wouldn’t have gone amiss.  As favourite shows we noted Macbeth and Danny Pensive.  It was only later at home that Scott examined the back of a ticket and saw in (very) small print that if you present tickets to five Underground Venues shows you get a ticket to a sixth show for free.  It’s a good deal but a shame that this wasn’t on their website otherwise we would have planned our ticket buying around this.  We spent the next few days scouring the programme trying to find another show we wanted to see in order to get our money’s worth, but we got the timing wrong for the one show we liked the look of and would have missed half of it!

Friday, 24 June 2011

End of year Khan shopping / wander

We wanted to take a final wander through Islamic Cairo before flying home for the summer to buy a few things and to browse the stores, so today we headed off on the Metro.  Jona_Cairo joined us as he too fancied an explore.

We did the usual wander from Attaba up Mohamed Ali street and then across towards Bab Zuweila, but just before reaching Bab Zuweila we that about a dozen shop fronts had turned into vending points for the Ramadan lanterns that will be displayed in most shops and homes in about two months time. We tried to capture them on the small camera, but some of the photos don't really do them justice.







The sun was beating down and on the way back we stopped in Gad for a drink and air con. Just before getting on the Metro again I found a few books; a Tintin in Arabic (one that I remember reading over and over as a kid) and then two Ladybird books (one about the earth / underground and the other about camping - which I also remember reading avidly before going on Woodcraft camps!)




Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Making A Difference

We don't really post about work, but I thought I'd make a little exception to put up a few things I have been working on this term. When I took on my role for this year I was most interested in the CAS/IB aspect of it, but I have really "got into" the charity work. I like making real links for charities and trying to find ways of helping them and showing our students how they can help.

At the start of Term 3 we had a clothes drive (very American I know!). Scotty and I went to donate all of the boys and adult clothes to The Recycling School. A few weeks after that visit I arranged for the young children from an orphanage we have been working with the last few years to come and visit us for a play date. At the end of the visit we donated to them all of the toys and girls clothes we recieved.



A new link that has been set up is with a school on the outskirts of Cairo in a very poor area. The school is for the children of the workers at a military factory and the school is located, along with run down concrete housing blocks, withint the military factory compound. Money raised at the end of Term 2 went towards re-paving their outside yards (which was previously a dust bowl) and money raised this term has been going towards finishing the outside area. I then spent two days with a group of 20 CAS students painting murals on the walls of the yard.
On the first day of painting this girl (who goes to the school) walked by with a huge smile on her face. We invitied her back the next day to help with the painting.


The finished mural along the main wall. Housing overlooks the school-yard.

The finished "free" mural that divides the main yard and football area from the basketball court area.
An idea that was taking its time to come together and final is happening is selling charity t-shirts. We held a competition to design a t-shirt that in some way fitted the theme of working together to make Egypt better. Two boys came up with the idea of a design showing people cleaning the streets and painting them (which is what all the young people in Egypt have been doing). The Head of Art and good friend, Lucy, then translated these ideas into a final design. My original idea was to sell to Secondary students for a marked up price with all profits going to charity, but then I managed to get Primary involved too. They sold 15 times as many t-shirts as we did which meant that we made a really decent amount of money for the military factory school project. Nothing runs smoothly of course which meant I spent about a week getting letters sent out and then another week tallying orders. Things are never plain sailing and although "all" the t-shirts arrived by the deadline it seems that this wasn't actually "all" the t-shirts. A day then spent trying to work out what did and didn't arrive, but at the end of the day nearly everyone has their t-shirt and the orders keep pouring in for the great design.

And a final idea that got off the ground in the closing weeks of term was to ask for donations towards Ramadan boxes. Money will go towards buying boxes of food that will be given to the families of the children who go to the military factory school. This is a tradition during ramadan to give donations and the boxes will include rice, oil, beans, sugar, apricots and lots of other ramadan staples. The idea that our students came up with was to also include some school supplies in each box - so that the children are ready for school after Eid.

I'm really pleased with what we have managed to achieve considering all the disruption and difficult nature of school at the moment. It has been hard work and stressful, but I think it has been worthwhile for us, and really worthwhile for the help we have given to the groups we are working with.

Thursday, 16 June 2011

Lunar Eclipse

Well last night there was a lunar eclipse! The P's had given us a "head's up" a few days before that something was going to happen, but we honestly weren't sure (didn't have much success initially trying to google to find when it would take place in Egypt as no newspapers ran the story until the day before - typical Egypt - so I tried looking at some complicated maps and charts.....). Finally we located something and figured out that about an hour after sunset it would kick off. Just before dinner the sun was setting but we weren't sure where the moon would be in the sky so we had a quick look out of the windows which cover about 260degrees. No sign.....hmmm maybe we'll have to go out to the wasteland by the satelites to see it. After dinner though we spied the moon - great uninterrupted view from the balcony off the living room. Brilliant! So we set up our camera for some still pics (jobby fixed to the deck chair) and then the video camera too (tripod in the flowers).

Our set-up

It took a while to get the cameras set up and then we were taking photos every 30 seconds to try and get a time lapse thing going on. This was sort of the conversation at one point during the set up....

Allstar 1: "Look. This really isn't working. The stand keeps slipping"
Allstar 2: "Really? Oh" :(
Allstar 1: "Yes. Look I try and line the moon up in the middle of the screen, but then it slips and it's off into the corner"
Allstar 2: "Right. Well the moon is moving. It's rising in the sky."
Allstar 1: "Oh"

Problem solved (we just had to move the camera every now and then to reposition that darn moon that wouldn't keep still!) We took loads of photos as the earth moved in front of the moon. The light off the moon was really bright, so it was hard to see the rest of its outline at times.Once it got to the beading stage and the last of the try light disapeared it was easier to see the moon again which now was a kind of brown.  At this point we saw that the colour of the moon wasn't too far off the colour it can be when the sunlight on it is coming through the heavy pollution of Cairo!

Just 20 minutes later though and we start getting some real "red moon" shots like this one:


Creating the time-lapse video has taken ages.  Each image needed to be cropped and the moon centred on the screen so that when all the shots were put together (and there were 140 of them) they would flow easily between each other and not have the moon jumping around the frame.  There are some exposure jitters as the eclipse approached totality, but overall I don't think it's a bad first attempt at doing this sort of thing.

Sunday, 12 June 2011

Brewing "House Elfish"

We were inspired in the summer when Laura and Aaron took us to Brew It Up - a bar which has its own brewery which is used for the beers sold behind the bar and hired out to individuals who want to brew their own. So there are lots of beers on tap which the brewery have brewed themselves and then in the fermenters are beers that people have come in themselves to brew!

The first friend to take advantage of Brew It Up at the Grand Malt was Dave last year who bought a cider kit along. Now we are onto our first Brew It Up beer for Rob. Rob wasn't able to join us for the brewing, so we documented the afternoon with photos. The beer was a dark ale and we've named it House Elfish because of his love of Dobby the house elf in Harry Potter.

Getting Ready
Heating a pan of water with the brew can in it. This heats the wort which means it is runnier when you try and pour it out of the can!
Sugar (and a bit of honey as we didn't have enough sugar!) ready to add to the canned wort and give the yeast a tasty meal!
Water getting cool (something not required if you brew in the UK as "room temp" is about 10C lower!)
All the essentials have been sterilized ready for use.
Chucking it all in a bucket a.k.a. brewing! Part I

Yummy, runny, sticky wort!

Sugar and honey are already in the brew bucket, so we add the wort and some boiling water.....

...and give it a good stir!

Chucking it all in a bucket a.k.a. brewing! Part II

Brew bucket moved from the kitchen into the brew room and our cooling unit (aka a box with lots of cardboard, foam, polystyrene, bubble wrap, etc. to trap cool air from the ice packs we put in!). Adding the cold water.

Stir and add. Stir and add.

Checking the temperature. We need to cool the liquid from boiling to 20-25C. We add mainly water from the fridge, but don't want to cool it too much or the yeast won't wake up. Too hot though and the yeast will be killed. This is bang on.

Checking that we're up to 23L
 Chucking it all in a bucket a.k.a. brewing! Part III

A quick hydrometer reading (after moving all the bubbles out of the way - this thing is taking off!). Knowing the original gravity means we can work out the percentage alcohol content and helps us see when the brew has finished fermenting.

All looks good, so it's time to pitch the yeast.

Yeast pitched.

A final stir to get the yeast in there.

Air lock in place (with a shot of vodka to keep things clean) and we're set!

Kit brews say they take 7 days, but ours always seem to take a little longer. We spend the week checking it three times a day (before school, home from school and before bed). We check the temperature using a digital thermometer stuck to the side of the brew bucket. Most times when we check it we change the ice pack and either add one or two ice packs to keep the temperature between 20-25C (no mean feat when the average temperature at this time of year is 30+

8 days on and we're ready to bottle. Rob has been working hard to get enough bottles ready for the brew and we have washed and rinsed them. To serilize we bake them in the oven with a foil cap on each to keep any final nasties out. When we bottle we add about 18 teaspoons of sugar for "priming" which means you get the final fizz when you open and pour the beer.

Saturday, 4 June 2011

Jungle Aqua Park


In September we had a week-long break in a random, small hotel between Al Gouna and Hurghada. It was a great break to get away from everything and totally relax as there wasn't much to do at the hotel. But one day we decided to go on a "day trip" to what sounded like it could be brilliant, or just plain terrible....The Jungle Aqua Park.

It turned out to be just brilliant and so we decided as a last weekend away of the year, we'd go back and actually stay at the Jungle Aqua Park Hotel and slide our hearts away for a few days. So, 2.50pm comes and we're grabbing our bags and heading out to the front of work to pick up our bus and for the weekend fun to begin.


We'd decided to get the bus down as the flights weren't at good times (a 4.15pm flight would have been tight to get after work and then the 8.30pm flight seemed very late). The bus would take us 6 hours we knew, but we had books and food and innane chatter to fill the time with!

A few hours in to the bus journey and we stop at a service station. These are always mines of random-ness so we scower the shelves for something interesting (we bought a great dive log in one before and there's always some random sweets on sale). This time we find some interesting looking CDs. They have the Egyptian flag on them and the dates of the revolution, so we assume they must be revolutionary songs etc. They guy overcharges everyone (as ironically the cash machine stops working when we arrive, so he has to manually note the code and tell us the price rather than scan the bar code....dodgy!) so we put back the chocolate bars we were going to buy too (he wanted 10LE and they are normally 2.5LE) and keep the CDs (30LE each). Later when we get home and play these they are a good buy - 100 mp3 tracks on one of them and a dozen videos on the other - all great tracks that we like the sound of.

7pm and the sun sets, so no more reading for us. 9pm and we're close. I've checked it out on a map and so we know some rough directions and landmarks to look out for, but who would have known there were so many russian-themed hotels in one area?! With only one wrong turn we manage to find it (and discover that you can't just ask for directions to "water park" as there are so many, and that you pronounce "jungle" as "jun-ge" if you want to get to the right place!).

We get ourselves checked in, grab some food and collapse into bed. No need to make a big night of it tonight when we've got sliding to do tomorrow!


So we wake up on Friday morning and wander out for some breakfast and to take a look around, and this is what we find:


Our room was huge - we had a queen bed in the main bit of the room and then a small curtain divides it in half to another section with a sofa bed, bunk beds and small table. In this section there are huge sliding doors that opened up onto our own pool area. Brilliant!

Our massive room
Area outside our rooms
We didn't hang out by the rooms much longer though, because there was sliding to do!

This is what excitement looks like!!!
The Slides.
Slide time!
Slides!

Kiddie Slide Area
Sliding reviews (note that slides are either on a single inner tube, a double ring which is a figure of eight, or a mat that you sit on):

The tsunami (big blue one): Best to do on a double ring to get maximum momentum. You drop off a near vertical slope and then head straight up the other side. After a few back and forth in the open and spinning you generally fall into the pool at an angle. Generally considered to be the scariest but the most fun.
The yellow one: Again best to do in a double and you drop straight down this slope. At the bottom you find yourself going up the other side and you continue to yo-yo until coming to a rest at the bottom.
The blue/white toilet bowl: Can be done in a single or double ring and starts with a sharp turning tunnel to gain speed and spin. You then enter a "toilet bowl" and spin round and round until you go into another tube at the bottom and are finally deposited in the pool below. Something was a little off with this ride as nearly everyone said they were getting stuck in the bowl and missing the turn off so were having to scott themselves along to the second slide (only adds to the excitment when you can see the next person bearing down on you!)
The red/white toilet bowl: This one is donw on a mat and you enter a kinked tube that gives you speed and spin before descending into the toilet bowl. At the bottom of the toilet bowl is an open hole into the pool below. This ride saw a number of casualties this holiday with two friends claiming bruises and Scotty scraping skin off his knee from the side of the slide and getting a huge bruise on his hip from when he landed into the toilet bowl from the first tube. Possibly one to be avoided in the future.
The family slide - two different sized rings to choose from (3 or 4 persons) that are wide and open for you all to sit in. The best is with four people to get a bit of moment going and at times we manage to get the ring to almost fold in half as it goes around the corners!
The white up/down one - you have to do this in a double ring (a figure of eight with me in the front and scotty in the back) as with just a single you don't have the momentum to finish the ride. You shoot down the white slide and then shoot back up a steep slope, but as you crest the slide you are squirted in the face by water jets!
The blue and white mat racers - you do these on mats and have to hold on to the bar above you while you get set up on the mat. If you shout loud enough the person in the slide next to you can hear and then you try to let go at the same time and see who splashes down first!
The yellow spin-y one: One for the mat again. You have to lie as flat as possible on this one to get the speed up, but can be a good ride.
The green spin-y one: For a single or double this ride. In a single it is very sedate, but done properly in a double (i.e. with Scotty calling to lean right/left/back) then you get some good speed and go high on the sides.
The back hole: A double or a single and you head down in pitch black. A few nice spins but hard to get up momentum when you don't know which way to lean.
The orange one: A double or a single. Not as steep a fall as the other "big ones" but after descending you go up the other side and are then taken backwards over a hump, have water squirted in your face and then fall out into a small pool. Good fun.


To the evening and we shower and get ready for our big night out (well, you've got to have one when it's all inclusive!) Flossie's plan is that we all dress up with a "jungle theme" so Scotty is doning his Indie gear and I've converted an old pair of socks into a snake costume! It's a riot seeing what everyone else has dressed as (we have a few jungle-prints, a GI Joe, George of the Jungle and a Mowgli!!!) and we head onto a bar for pre-dinner drinks (and a quiz written by Frenchie with the two teams being the Brits and the Yanks).

RHS gets behind the decks to sort out some half-decent music

The Snake!

Overall a brilliant weekend that proves the equation: water + gravity = fun! and we will now forever be chanting under our breath "jun-ge, jun-ge, jun-ge"

The world is a jungle.....but if only it were also an aqua park!